http://smilinggrimmer.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] smilinggrimmer.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] niteo_logs2010-04-15 07:42 pm

For the Love of Life~

Characters: Wolfgang Grimmer [ou], The Joker [ou]
When: April 14th, Afternoon
Where: Downtown Nesreca
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A rather confused East German journalist arrives amidst the zombie invasion.


Grimmer breathed in Prague's cool night air as he plopped himself onto a staircase in front of a abandoned shop. Nobody would be walking by at this time at night, so he was free to eat some of the food that he had stocked up on earlier.

Wolfgang Grimmer had gotten himself in quite a situation. This was namely due to his naive detective friend, Jan Suk, who was framed for the murders of several Czechoslovakian police officers (almost all of them former Secret Police).

Eventually, rescuing the detective meant that Grimmer needed to forge a letter which confessed that he himself had performed them. Of course Grimmer had not murdered them, (well...except for the ones that had tried to torture and kill him first) but he had seen the crime scenes himself, and so could give enough information for the letter to appear legit.

So now, he was a wanted serial killer that Europe was obsessed with catching.

If he wasn't such a skilled spy, his chances of escaping would be zero.

He sighed and bit into the sausage, chewing slowly as he thought over his situation. Just when he was finished swallowing the food, a deeply disoriented feeling came over him.

Next thing he knew, he was laying on concrete pavement, and it was light out. "Did....I fall asleep?" Grimmer muttered to himself in German as climbed up and looked around. No, this area was completely different looking than the area he was in before. This...was odd.

He instinctively checked to see if he still had his bag; good, it was safe. Just when he was about to open it up to see if anything was taken, he heard footsteps nearby. Grimmer looked up to see...a large group of people dressed as zombies. He smiled. That looked like a fun hobby to do.

However, he could not allow these people to recognize who he was. Hiding his face, he quickly stood up and began to briskly pace towards the nearest alley way.



[identity profile] glasgow-smilin.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... slow down, Speedy. Relax."

The alleyway was dim enough to obscure the outline of the clown in the purple coat. A moment later, there came a glow, lighting up the Joker's face, making the scars stand out in even darker contrast.

He was leaning against a wall, and had been partially hidden by a rusted-out, broken dumpster. After the prior day's activities, zombie-mutilating had lost some of its luster, so he'd decided to focus on more important things. Things that had nothing to do with standing outside, but... what did all work and no play do to Jack, again?

A gloved finger prodded at the face of the PDA as he stood there, idling some time away. He hadn't even bothered to look up at the new arrival- whatever on the PDA was much more interesting. And even it looked boring.

"Welcome to hell."

[identity profile] glasgow-smilin.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Japanese, too," the Joker muttered before finally looking up at the awkward-looking man in front of him. He killed the PDA and stuffed it in his pocket, fishing around in it for a moment before he found what he was looking for...

...a stick of gum.

Unwrapping it and stuffing it into his mouth, he leaned away from the wall and took a couple of uneven steps toward the man. The Joker's eyes took the newcomer in, sizing him up, reading him. His head then bobbed toward the sack in Grimmer's hands.

"What you got in the bag?"

[identity profile] glasgow-smilin.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
(( cry your pardon... hit send on the reply last night, and my laptop shit the bed. >.< ))

"Prague, Prague... didn't I just tell you, this isn't Prague?" the Joker growled. Casually, he began to pace a circle around the man, eyes traveling up and down him. Something about the clown's gaze was disturbing, as though he was corrupting something very private just by looking.

He stuffed both gloved hands into the outside pockets of his coat and came to a stop in front of Grimmer. He was intimidating, despite being noticeably shorter than the newcomer.

"You know? I hate liars. And I hate it more when people lie with their smiles. A smile really should be honest. Hm?" The Joker punctuated this by cocking his head from side to side, giving Grimmer a very good look at the crimson-streaked scars.

[identity profile] glasgow-smilin.livejournal.com 2010-04-18 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Better, but no gold star," he said, his expression turning sulky. Did nobody have a sense of humor around here?

The Joker looked up and down the alleyway, gesturing with a purple-gloved hand as he explained. "Euhh, it was a joke. This whole place is a joke, a joke in poor taste."

The clown's eyes remained distant, locked on the far end of the alley, the direction Grimmer had been running in before he'd stopped him. "City's called Nesreca, and this isn't your world. Or my world. Doesn't that sound crazy?" He flashed Grimmer an ugly grin.

"I'll do you a favor and break it to you now- whatever it was these kiddies were, ah... doing..." A his fingers wiggled. "...back home? You can forget about that. 'We're not in Kansas anymore', if you catch my drift."

'Kinderheim', huh? Old Mr. J knew crazy when he saw it, and the thought of a guy like this running around and getting details about some spa resort for kids? Priceless. He giggled. Maybe Nesreca had given him somebody useful for once. Good for a laugh, at least.

"Check your pockets and your bag. Princess Pale might have left a love letter for you."

[identity profile] glasgow-smilin.livejournal.com 2010-04-18 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Those people?" he said in feigned disbelief. "Did you even stop to look through them? Well, I mean, the ones that weren't leaking."

'Leaking', here, indicated the still-fresh bodies of the fallen soldiers, the dripping bodies of the recent victims of war. It was odd, the emotions they elicited in the evil clown... they were pathetic, but they were proof positive of the horrors of life, of the chaos, that nobody ever wanted to see. But they were also too much fun to want to wish away.

At Grimmer's discovery of the PDA, the Joker couldn't help but smile. The 'journalist' acted so... human. So disbelieving, as though he was convinced this wasn't a joke, that there still was a reality behind it all. This man was still trying to pretend that he wasn't batshit crazy.

Interesting.

After all, it hadn't taken him long to adapt to the new circumstances- chaos was chaos wherever you went. Bullshit was still bullshit, and the troops across the river proved it. Give it a little time- the newcomer would get it.

"Ahh, there's the million-dollar question," he said, throwing his arms up in mock exasperation. He'd begun to walk around Grimmer again. "'What's this doing here? What's that doing here?'" His voice took on a high-pitched, girly tone. "'Why am I here? What's the point of life? Why did my dog die?'"

There was a glint of steel as something slipped from his sleeve into his gloved hand.

"Ugh, spare me. I think you and I both know... there isn't much of a reason for anything. Is there?"

[identity profile] glasgow-smilin.livejournal.com 2010-04-18 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Uh-huh," the Joker murmured, continuing to pace. To the outside observer, the situation must have looked very strange: a tall, lanky man being circled by a shorter man, face scarred and painted in a sick mockery of a clown's do-up. But there was something about the way the Joker carried himself that made the situation seem much like a greyhound being circled by a pit bull.

"Keeping the 'normal' people happy, huh... I mean, you do know that they can't be happy. Don't you? And why should you care about the normal people?

Once they find out what you are- and I have an instinct about these things- they'll cast you out. They'll isolate you, then they'll kill you. Of course, you could spend your entire life acting like a complete fake. But who would do that?"

His hand, bearing the butterfly knife he'd been hiding in his sleeve, began to dance, spinning the blade, sheathing and brandishing it, back in and back out. He did this idly, not pointing it directly at Grimmer- rather, the act seemed to help him think better.

"Certainly not you."

[identity profile] glasgow-smilin.livejournal.com 2010-04-18 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
( Quality's fine, but boo at computer fail!)

Grimmer's honesty made the Joker laugh. He nearly dropped the butterfly knife, he was laughing so hard. Deciding it wasn't worth looking after it, he flipped it closed and dropped it in his pocket. The most unnerving part was that it was honest laughter.

"It's the principle, pal, not the pain. Really!" Another whoop of laughter. "No one gives a rat's ass what it does to you. Not you, not them, not the birds, not the bees. And their, uh, so-called 'happiness'? Distraction. No joy, no... smiles."

He wouldn't say it, not yet, but true happiness was a well-placed block of C4 surrounded by barrels of gasoline.

"Look," he said, stopping to look Grimmer in the eyes, if the man would reciprocate. "I know my kind when I see them, and I'm lookin' right at one right now. By all means, shack up with the others in that sorry little living space, but... keep something in mind."

Something else dropped out of his sleeve, and this time, it wasn't a knife. It was a playing card. With a flick of his hand, he sent the thing spinning in Grimmer's direction.

"We're all the real us, friend. Some of us just make a habit of lying."

And with that, he turned his back to the man and headed off down the alleyway. Places to be, people to kill.