No, no, I'm fiiiine! I'm just stranded in a world that's apparently not my world, talking to a Naruto who isn't my Naruto and a Sasuke who's nothing like the Sasuke I saw last, and there are creepy kids going around handing out room numbers, and people in this...this...this THING!!

[ She pulls the device out and waves it around to prove her point. ]

So, so, yeah, of course, Naruto, everything is JUST FINE!!

[ She's panting softly by the end of it, hands shaking a little, completely out of sorts. ]

I want to go home.